lundi 30 juin 2008

The origin of life (En+Fr)

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Feu et glace furent le berceau de la vie. Seuls deux mondes existaient:
Muspelheim et Niflheim.

Quand la chaleur de Muspelheim atteignis les glaces de Niflheim, le géant Ymir et la vache de glace Audhumla furent créés.
Du pied d'Ymir naquit un fils, et de ses aisselles un homme et une femme, faisant d'Ymir le progeniteur des Jotun, ou géants.
Durant le sommeil d'Ymir, la chaleur intense de Muspelheim le fit transpirer, et il sua Surtr, un géant de feu.
Plus tard Ymir se leva et bu le lait d'Audhumla (il a fait plein de trucs Ymir). Tandis qu'il bu, la vache Audhumla lecha une pierre salée. Le jour suivant des poils d'homme avaient poussé sur la pierre, le deuxième jour une tête, et le troisième jour un homme entier avait émergé de la pierre. Il fut nommé Búri et avec une géante inconnue fut le père de Bor, qui lui-même fut le père de trois dieux, Odin, Vili et Ve.

Lorsque les trois dieux se sentirent assez forts, ils tuèrent Ymir.

Son sang se déversa sur le monde et noya les géants, à l'exception de deux d'entre eux. Mais les géants grandirent en nombre à nouveau et bientôt ils étaient aussi nombreux qu'avant la mort d'Ymir. Puis les dieux créerent sept autres mondes, utilisant la chair d'Ymir pour la terre, le sang pour les mers les rivières et les lacs, les os pour les pierres, le crâne pour le ciel, le cerveau pour les nuages.
Des éteincelles venant de Muspelheim devinrent les étoiles.

Des profondeurs apparurent les nains. Quatre d'entre eux furent en charge de supporter le ciel, soutenant la voute celeste par les quatres points cardinaux. Ils se nommaient Nord (Norðri), Sud (Suðri), Est (Austri) et West (Vestri).

Un jour lorsque les dieux se promenèrent, ils trouvèrent deux troncs d'arbre. Ils les façonnèrent en réalisant la forme des humain. Odin leur donna la vie, Vili leur donna l'intelligence, et Ve leur donna les cinq sens. Ils les appellèrent Ask et Embla, bâtirent le royaume de Midgard pour eux, et afin de garder les géants hors de ces terres ils construirent autours un rampart fait des cils d'Ymir.

The beginning of life was fire and ice. Only two worlds existed:
Muspelheim and Niflheim.

When the heat of Muspelheim hit the cold ice of Niflheim, the giant Ymir
and the icy cow Audhumla were created.
Ymir's foot bred a son and a man and a woman emerged from his armpits, making Ymir the progenitor of the Jotun, or giants.
Whilst Ymir slept, the intense heat from Muspelheim made him sweat,
and he sweated out Surtr, a giant of fire.
Later Ymir woke and drank Audhumla's milk. Whilst he drank, the cow
Audhumla licked on a salt stone. On the first day after this a man's hair
appeared on the stone, on the second day a head and on the third day
an entire man emerged from the stone. His name was Búri and with an
unknown giantess he fathered Bor, the father of the three gods Odin,
Vili and Ve.

When the three gods felt strong enough they killed Ymir.

His blood flooded the world and drowned all of the giants, except two.
But giants grew again in numbers and soon there were as many as
before Ymir's death. Then the gods created seven more worlds using
Ymir's flesh for dirt, his blood for the Oceans, rivers and lakes, his
bones for stone, his brain as the clouds, his skull for the heaven.
Sparks from Muspelheim flew up and became stars.

From the depths appeared the dwarves. Four of them were asked to support the sky, upholding the heavenly dome at the four cardinal points. They were called North (Norðri), South (Suðri), East (Austri) and West (Vestri).

One day when the gods were walking they found two tree trunks. They
transformed them into the shape of humans. Odin gave them life, Vili
gave them mind and Ve gave them the ability to hear, see, and speak.
The gods named them Ask and Embla and built the kingdom of Middle-earth Midgard for them and to keep the giants out the gods placed a
gigantic fence made of Ymir's eyelashes around Middle-earth.

dimanche 29 juin 2008

TNT channel (Fr)

Je me suis acheté une nouvelle télé ya pas si longtemps. La TNT est incluse. Franchement je pensais que ce serait pas terrible, je veux dire, une chaine parlementaire, 3 chaines de clips musicaux, un deuxième Arte... mais finalement c'est pas mal du tout, ça me fais en tout 23 chaines et ça coute pas un rond. C'est comme si j'avais le satellite ou le cable. C'est un peu le satellite du pauvre.
Ya tout un tas de vieux feuilletons qui passent sur W9, NT1 et NRJ12, de ceux qu'on regrette de ne plus voir à la télé comme Xena la princesse guerrière, Sinbad, Au dela du réel ou encore Friends, Les Simpsons ou Futurama. Un bon investissement~

Pour l'instant, mon record pour rester devant LCP la chaine parlementaire est établi à 1 minute et 12 secondes. Après j'ai dû m'endormir ou tomber dans le coma je sais plus trop.

samedi 28 juin 2008

Travailler avec entrain? (Fr)

C'est facile de dire "allez, au travail!" avec entrain lorsqu'on aime son travail. Et les gens qui n'aiment pas travailler? Ce sont des gens qui n'aiment pas leur travail. Les gens qui n'aiment pas leur travail ont plus de mérite que les gens qui aiment leur travail.

vendredi 27 juin 2008

The sound of the wind (En+Fr)

Dreaming of the stars on high that speak to me in secret sighs.
Drifting on a breeze only I can feel and hear...

Could it be the sacred wind? It's calling me to now begin to walk into the dark, carrying the light of tomorrow.
Beating are the wings up high, beyond the earth, beyond the sky.
Come now.
Don't hesitate.
Don't look back, we've got to go now...
Don't fear, you'll be safe from now on, morning sky watching over all.

Deep inside so silently my heart must beat.
Deep inside of me...
Memories flickering and shimmering on...

Endlessly.


Keeping close to the path, morning sky watching over all...
Moving over endless mountains oh so high
Walk into the light...
Your heart will see the path and you will find the way.

Just wait and see.

Moving over endless sky oh so high
Tomorrow will follow and it holds your promises today.

Just wait and see...

jeudi 26 juin 2008

Narutooooo!! (En)

Ah... i know.

All this fuss about this anime, so many comercials, and games, and all those kids roaming the forums and community places such as IMs and MMO and called Naruto546, Narutofan, N4RU70, Sasuke901, Narutto, Narruto, Narutotheninja, Ninjanaruto, or Nruto for those who love to play chars with mispelled names (it exists. for real).

It's kind of sickening and not trully appealing, it's true.

But in order not to die ignorant and because i was bored i dared to try watching an episode.

And geeze it's neat~
I love this anime. I understand how contagious it is now that i watched it. When you watch it once, you need to know what will happen next, and what will happen after that.
So as a final note i shall add:
Hinata rocks and she's awesome and adorable. And Sasuke's just useless.

If you're curious you can click here to watch it on streaming videos (and press on the lil "playlist" button on the bottom of the player to change of episode)


And as a bonus, the greatest char ever: Akamaru.


mercredi 25 juin 2008

Host you, host me (En)

Finally. I finally found the way to get back my cursor. Strangely everybody on the forums seemed not to have any difficulties at all...
I had to remake it tho :3.
Not a single website would host it, probably due to its size. Strange... one of them was claiming to accept cursors of a maximum of 150kb, and mine was at 80kb. I reduced its weight to 30kb and it worked. I wonder if there is a way to turn it into another cursor instead of a hand when it hovers over a link...

Julien Doré (Fr)

J'en peux plus de Julien Doré...

Si j'entends encore une fois "j'ai dépassé les limites", je sens que je vais vraiment les dépasser, les limites. Aisément. Largement.

Um... (En)

..........Actually nevermind... Almost everything is back... the avatar.. the music... mhhh strange. Ah well, the cursor and colors are gone. Lets put them back on.
Ok, done. I restaured the old look and I'll update shortly. I added mah playlist while i was at it :> So if you're curious about what i listen to, feel free to browse. But careful about my playlist, it starts joyful, and ends angry. with a silly silent hill bonus in the end.

Réouverture du blog. (En+Fr)

Il est temps de dépoussierer tout ça et de raffraichir un peu le blog.
Truth is, i was putting all my heart into the aspect of this blog, and it took me a long time to find out how html code was working. But suddenly, it seems that the code worked differently here and the interface kind of changed. My source didnt work anymore so i had to start again from scratch.
Oh, and i apologise for those who left comments. I just discovered i could moderate them and didnt know i had to validate them to make them appear. I rock this hard.

So i unno it's still a blog about random stuff, it might change or might not.

My little blog, for personnal use and for bored internet people. Because you seriously need to be bored if you're reading this. It's ok. Don't worry.